Fuck me
We’ll make love and then turn on a blunt💁🍁
LMAOOO ….unmute this
HOLY SHIT
OH MY FUCKING GOD. Okay so it’s very rare that when people say, “HOLY SHIT IM DYING” They actually even laughed, right? Yeah. But this time. Jesus christ. My sides.
I wasn’t laughing that hard at first but then it got to like the middle and I fucking DIED
The very end is what really got me.
The “master” part murdered me.
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my hero
This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel.
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Dirty Secrets 👅💦😻
